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Post by CUTEGAL on Jan 12, 2004 21:50:21 GMT -5
It leaned over and whispered in Dave's ear...going my way big boy?.....
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Post by Tammi on Jan 12, 2004 22:39:07 GMT -5
To which Dave replied.........."No f'ing way am I going anywhere with the likes of you", unless of course you possibly have a yacht. Then, maybe we can do some bizzzzzznezzzzz". To which the transvestite answered.....
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Post by Jlew on Jan 13, 2004 10:18:18 GMT -5
" I have more than a yacht baybeeeee" At that Dave turned and muttered to himself.......
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Post by Tammi on Jan 13, 2004 18:10:48 GMT -5
"Hmmmm....better give this big boy a wide berth"....So then Dave asked the transvestite, where they would be heading on his/her yacht....To which the transvestite replied...
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Post by Jlew on Jan 14, 2004 9:58:22 GMT -5
" I'd be more than happy to take you to my yacht, as long as you".............................
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Post by Tammi on Jan 14, 2004 17:44:25 GMT -5
...............bring the KY." To which Big Dave replied..."Not only will I bring the KY, but I'll also bring the CG"
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Post by Baloo on Jan 14, 2004 17:49:09 GMT -5
Then, out of the corner of her mind, CG hears her alarm clock ringing. She opens her eyes to hit the snooze button when she sees....
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Post by Jlew on Jan 15, 2004 10:54:51 GMT -5
The Vigin Mary standing there in a bikini......The virgin Mary softly coos........
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Post by Tammi on Jan 15, 2004 20:45:10 GMT -5
"...........awaken, my sweet child..........and goeth unto the hiding place of the blessed mota." "From there, you shall take out the mota and hand it over to me, for when you do, you shall be greatly rewarded"...to which CG replied........................
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Post by Jlew on Jan 16, 2004 10:32:47 GMT -5
" I ain't giving you MY mota! " " I don't care if your the Virgin Mary or not! " To which the virgin Mary replied......
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Post by CUTEGAL on Jan 16, 2004 14:49:31 GMT -5
"You passed the test. You NEVER share your mota with anyone. I am tripling your stash." The VIrgin Mary disappears adn CG wakes up to find.....
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Post by Jlew on Jan 16, 2004 15:58:30 GMT -5
100 LBS of mota, wrapped in cheese cloth at the foot of her bed....suddenly the door flies open and who should apppear?............
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Post by Tammi on Jan 16, 2004 21:59:20 GMT -5
Kitty & Wats! They were pushing and shoving each other, trying desparately to get to the mota stash. As they were fighting, Mighty NEO came bounding thru the bedroom door. He pounced upon the the fighting women, and bit Kitty right on her.................
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Post by Baloo on Jan 18, 2004 20:01:24 GMT -5
ear, Mike Tyson style. She was so fixed on the Mota that she didn't even notice until Watsy said...
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Post by Tammi on Jan 21, 2004 8:08:15 GMT -5
................"Hey Kitty, you have and ear ring that looks just like NEO!". Kitty grabbed Neo off her ear, and flung him across the room, where he landed right in the middle of the mota stash. CG, being furious at the thought of her NEO being thrown across the room.......
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