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Post by Jlew on Dec 15, 2003 16:01:07 GMT -5
Hammer and wrench and shove it my.......
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Post by Tammi on Dec 15, 2003 16:34:29 GMT -5
Ear. Since Paris is so IN right now, she wanted to start a new method of piercing that nobody else had tried before. And, Skirge being Skirge....was only too happy to oblige. THEN, paris asked him to..........................
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Post by Jlew on Dec 15, 2003 16:37:17 GMT -5
Take the crecent wrench and have it hang off her Gucci purse, thus creating a new style in fashion....however Skirge had other plans............
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Post by Tammi on Dec 15, 2003 17:06:41 GMT -5
Yes.....Skirge is all into the new erotic handyman toy catalog that Baloo loaned to him. Especially item # 253 on page 86. It is the most awesome......................
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Post by Jlew on Dec 15, 2003 17:40:50 GMT -5
Stainless steel lock nut kit a guy can use, he uses it mainly to arouse different areas of the.....
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Post by Tammi on Dec 15, 2003 17:48:51 GMT -5
Frontal lobe, which we all know is the most erogenous location of the body. Skirge knew all about this from the book he stole from Barnes and Noble. Paris of course was illiterate, so SKirge had to get the picture book, instead. His technique for................................
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Post by Baloo on Dec 16, 2003 8:41:38 GMT -5
....teaching her was to act the pictures out. So he looked at the first picture and was amazed because he had no idea how he was supposed to act out....
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Post by Jlew on Dec 16, 2003 9:34:56 GMT -5
The penetration of the frontal lobe.....he got nervous and proceeded to........
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Post by ladynred on Dec 16, 2003 11:36:49 GMT -5
Wank it.....
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Post by Tammi on Dec 16, 2003 19:57:51 GMT -5
......and as he sat wanking his ...the telephone rang. It was Baloo wanting him to come over and help him drink a few and then.............
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Post by Jlew on Dec 17, 2003 10:41:07 GMT -5
Baloo said " Bring paris, the nut wrench and video camera" We are going to make a hell of a video about.....
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Post by Baloo on Dec 17, 2003 10:49:23 GMT -5
How to fix a dispose-all. My Dad's a plumber so he can bring the...
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Post by Jlew on Dec 17, 2003 12:28:39 GMT -5
Snake.......Skirge replied, " ah yes.... we never snaked out the kootchie yet" Too that baloo replied..........
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Post by Tammi on Dec 17, 2003 18:31:39 GMT -5
........"I wouldnt touch Paris' hoochie with a 10 ft snake, much less you lil one..........so just forget it! I think we should take her down to the Rose and........
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Post by Jlew on Dec 18, 2003 10:58:39 GMT -5
Order a coupla drinks and see if woo woo will show us her boobies....with that, they left poor old paris behind and proceeded to the rose where to their surprise they saw......
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