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Post by Jlew on Oct 27, 2003 17:27:06 GMT -5
The won tons, she opens several packages....searching for her own personal fortune.
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Post by CUTEGAL on Oct 28, 2003 8:50:13 GMT -5
Instead she figures out that she is dreaming and can't wake up.
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Post by Jlew on Oct 28, 2003 11:50:26 GMT -5
At that point she pulls off the covers and to her horror she sees......
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Post by KITTY on Oct 28, 2003 11:53:14 GMT -5
a big huge......
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Post by Jlew on Oct 28, 2003 12:10:28 GMT -5
RAT! Lying belly up with his penis exposed!
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Post by CUTEGAL on Oct 28, 2003 13:37:09 GMT -5
She Screams and screams and screams......but there is no one around.
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Post by Jlew on Oct 28, 2003 13:48:08 GMT -5
So she grabs the phone and dials 911, panicked....she screams into the receiver...." There's a rat in my bed with a nine inch penis!!!" The operator responds........
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Post by Baloo on Oct 28, 2003 13:49:06 GMT -5
HOLY SHIT! Put him in the freezer and I'll be right there so we can.....
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Post by Jlew on Oct 28, 2003 13:52:37 GMT -5
Dissect the lil' bastard and use it as a speciman for viagra research!! Stunned.... the ample boobed woman replies.......
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Post by Baloo on Oct 28, 2003 15:30:04 GMT -5
Well, he was eating blue rat poison, maybe I got the bottle's mixed up! Then that means.....
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Post by Jlew on Oct 28, 2003 15:39:23 GMT -5
OH MY GOD SHE WAILS!!!!! I think I filled my massengill bottle with RAT POISON!!! What should I do?
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Post by BigMelt on Oct 29, 2003 10:00:15 GMT -5
To which the operator replies, "You've got a nine-inch penis in bed next to you and can't figure out what to do?"
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Post by Jlew on Oct 29, 2003 10:09:08 GMT -5
But....but...but she stammers.....I just don't feel soooo fresh now....Send some help.....please she cries!
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Post by Skirge on Nov 5, 2003 11:09:29 GMT -5
Help arrives to help the b00bacious gurl clean her koochie.. they soon realize its no small job..
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Post by Baloo on Nov 12, 2003 11:17:33 GMT -5
So they call HazMat. But, when they get there, they realize....
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