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Post by Tammi on May 8, 2004 9:10:36 GMT -5
In this thread, you can post any message to anyone, about anything. You can personalize it, or not.
Example
Dear Regular Posters~~
Where the hell are you?
Signed,
Lonely
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Post by Tammi on May 8, 2004 9:15:42 GMT -5
To the Preening Barbie Doll in the lil white convertible sportscar at the corner of 4th & Main on Friday, May 7th: Did you NOT SEE THE FREAKIN STOP SIGN? Did you NOT SEE MY BIG A$$ GREEN EXPEDITION about to slam into you T-BONE style? Maybe if you stopped talking on your cell phone, long enough to pay attention to traffic signs & on coming traffic................but then........that would just be too much to ask, right? Next time, I might be a lil slower to use the brakes. Consider yourself warned.  Signed, Pi$$ed off SUV driver |
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Post by Tammi on May 10, 2004 8:11:53 GMT -5
Dear King Sized Bed with the Soft Flannel Comforter~~ I will be back with you shortly. Signed, Sleepyhead  |
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Post by Jlew on May 10, 2004 11:51:22 GMT -5
Dear Large bottle of 1997 Woodbridge Merlot,
I will be un-corking you soon, and letting you breathe. Perhaps tonight!
Sincerely,
The wine connissuer......
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Post by Tammi on May 10, 2004 15:28:37 GMT -5
Dear Wine Lady~~ Please share. Signed Wino in Cameron  |
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Post by Tammi on May 12, 2004 7:09:18 GMT -5
Dear Mother Nature:
If April showers--bring May flowers,
The what the hell is all this rain in May gonna bring?
Mosquitos in June, That's what!
Signed,
Disgruntled mosquito hater
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Post by CUTEGAL on May 12, 2004 8:09:29 GMT -5
Dear Mother Nature: If April showers--bring May flowers, The what the hell is all this rain in May gonna bring? Mosquitos in June, That's what! Signed, Disgruntled mosquito hater  |
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Post by CUTEGAL on May 12, 2004 8:10:17 GMT -5
Dear Humidity, I hate what you do to my hair. Please go away. Signed, Lady with the frizzy hair  |
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Post by Koozie on May 12, 2004 16:41:14 GMT -5
Dear radio, Can you please only play songs that I am in the mood to hear? I don't like listening to "Hey Ya" when I am depressed, or "Fallen" when I'm jumping up and down in my chair.  Thank you in advance! Radio-station frequent channel changer |
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Post by racingfan on May 12, 2004 18:12:07 GMT -5
Dear Humidity, I hate what you do to my hair. Please go away. Signed, Lady with the frizzy hair I second that!  |
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Post by Tammi on May 15, 2004 19:13:34 GMT -5
Dear left leg~~ Where did that bruise come from, and why does it hurt so much. (must remember exacly what I did last night)  Signed, Rest of the body |
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Post by racingfan on May 24, 2004 21:39:26 GMT -5
Dear Regular Posters~~ Where the hell are you? Signed, Lonely Dear Lonely, I know how you feel dear, but I am still here!! |
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Post by Jlew on May 26, 2004 12:15:42 GMT -5
Dear workplace:
Why must you bring me such difficult patinets? This is why I changed jobs to begin with! Please let me have nice patients for the rest of the week..... the valium is getting low!
Signed,
Low valiumed and stressin'
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Post by Tammi on May 26, 2004 16:12:44 GMT -5
Dear Live Human Beings Posting on the boards! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!Signed, Not quite as lonely anymore  |
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Post by Jlew on May 27, 2004 9:48:55 GMT -5
Dear Commie board,
Why do I feel your lure again? I am supossed to hate you. Why do I feel compelled to tell stupid people off? This is getting ridiculous!
Signed,
Commie board hater
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