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Post by Baloo on Nov 14, 2003 12:58:33 GMT -5
Aiight, I know you gottem' give em' to me...
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Post by CUTEGAL on Nov 15, 2003 13:51:21 GMT -5
OU SUCKS!!
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Post by Baloo on Nov 15, 2003 14:37:43 GMT -5
But, that's not a joke, that's a reality. ;D
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Post by Bulldada on Dec 1, 2003 9:25:21 GMT -5
 Where are the jokes? The Eyes Of Texas Are Upon Us. And what they see is a Sea Of Red!!! HORN FAN A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Horn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Horn fans too. Not knowing what a Hornfan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Horn fan" he retorts. "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Sooner fan!" boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a Sooner fan. Well, my Dad and Mom are Sooner fans, so I'm a Sooner fan too, he responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Johnny smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Horn fan."
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Post by ladynred on Dec 1, 2003 9:27:48 GMT -5
Oldie but goodie....
did you hear about the Aggie that heard that most accidents occur within 5 miles of the home, so he moved...
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Post by Tammi on Dec 1, 2003 9:40:24 GMT -5
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Post by db69 on Dec 10, 2003 16:38:22 GMT -5
You know why the OU football field is made of AstroTurf??
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing....
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Post by db69 on Dec 10, 2003 16:39:25 GMT -5
You know why birds fly upside down over Oklahoma??
Cuz there aint nuthin worth shi**ing on!!
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Post by db69 on Dec 10, 2003 16:40:20 GMT -5
You know the difference between a 57 chevy and an Okie cheerleader??
Not everyone has been in a 57 Chevy...
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Post by db69 on Dec 10, 2003 16:41:24 GMT -5
The difference between a bowling ball and an Okie cheerleader??
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball......
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Post by ladynred on Dec 10, 2003 16:41:59 GMT -5
DB!!! Quit regurgitating jokes!!  |
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Post by Bulldada on Dec 10, 2003 17:56:39 GMT -5
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