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Post by Baloo on Mar 18, 2004 12:16:26 GMT -5
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. better be reward.
COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
( AND THE LAST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes . Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month.Wife knows everything.
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Post by racingfan on Mar 18, 2004 21:24:03 GMT -5
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