OUCH!!! Static Electricity is Killing me :(

[Tammi]

I need a good static electricity killer.....QUICK!

My fingers are so SORE, from getting shocked all the time, and its soooooo embarrassing to shake someone's hand! I walk across the office to the file cabinet &
ZAP
I go into the post office, touch the door &
ZAP
I get out of the car and shut the door &
ZAP
I cant take it any more!
ZAP

does ANYONE have any suggestions?

I use STatic Guard spray, I keep dryer sheets in my pockets, I spritz water on my clothes, my hair, my car seat, the carpet in the office. & still..........
ZAP

HELP!

[Jlew]

HOney.... you store the vibrator in DRAWER at home... not in your pocket!

HA! Actually have you tried lotion? JUst take a bit and in your hand and rub it in and then rub over you clothing....should help!!!

[Tammi]

 Dammit Banana! That was CONFIDENTIAL! 






BOT~~
Thanks for the suggestion. I'll try it tomorrow and see if it works for me.

[Baloo]

Kind of ironic, you work at a church and yet you get 'zapped' by little lightening bolts

[Tammi]

     

It's because I keep logging into this certain website called WTF.  

[ladynred]

Baloo said:

Kind of ironic, you work at a church and yet you get 'zapped' by little lightening bolts

GOOD COMEBACK! (sorry, catching up....  )