Post by Tammi on Dec 15, 2003 19:29:23 GMT -5
Top Ten Ways I would change politics in America
10. Supreme Court justice selected by being 100th caller to KROX
9. "Hail to the Chief" only played for winner of the Tour de France
8. Instead of going to Iowa and New Hampshire every four years, no one would go to Iowa and New Hampshire ever
7. With no presidential fitness test, kids would be even happier in PE class.
6. White House interns would be reduced to having sex with Paris Hilton.
5. More time on news for banter between anchor and jolly weatherman
4. The position of vice president would be even more insignificant
3. Entire country would operate as inefficiently as the state of Florida
2. Only her friends, family and an occasional guy from T.G.I. Friday's would know the name "Monica Lewinsky"
1. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would be the best Wesley Snipes Blockbuster Video ever
10. Supreme Court justice selected by being 100th caller to KROX
9. "Hail to the Chief" only played for winner of the Tour de France
8. Instead of going to Iowa and New Hampshire every four years, no one would go to Iowa and New Hampshire ever
7. With no presidential fitness test, kids would be even happier in PE class.
6. White House interns would be reduced to having sex with Paris Hilton.
5. More time on news for banter between anchor and jolly weatherman
4. The position of vice president would be even more insignificant
3. Entire country would operate as inefficiently as the state of Florida
2. Only her friends, family and an occasional guy from T.G.I. Friday's would know the name "Monica Lewinsky"
1. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would be the best Wesley Snipes Blockbuster Video ever
